were-all-storys-in-the-end:

Ok this is my new favourite photo (Not mine it’s @holy-helbig )

were-all-storys-in-the-end:

Ok this is my new favourite photo (Not mine it’s @holy-helbig )

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
  • rupindeer:

    I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

    "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves."
    William ShakespeareJulius Caesar (via feellng)

    fluent-in-lesbianism:

    mistercoventry:

    “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

    Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

    #the real gay agenda

    200 things you can put in my ask AKA JUST INTERACT WITH ME

  • 200: My crush's name is:
  • 199: I was born in:
  • 198: I am really:
  • 197: My cellphone company is:
  • 196: My eye color is:
  • 195: My shoe size is:
  • 194: My ring size is:
  • 193: My height is:
  • 192: I am allergic to:
  • 191: My 1st car was:
  • 190: My 1st job was:
  • 189: Last book you read:
  • 188: My bed is:
  • 187: My pet:
  • 186: My best friend:
  • 185: My favorite shampoo is:
  • 184: Dvd or netflix:
  • 183: Piggy banks are:
  • 182: In my pockets:
  • 181: On my calendar:
  • 180: Marriage is:
  • 179: Spongebob can:
  • 178: My mom:
  • 177: The last three songs I bought were?
  • 176: Last YouTube video watched:
  • 175: How many cousins do you have?
  • 174: Do you have any siblings?
  • 173: Are your parents divorced?
  • 172: Are you taller than your mom?
  • 171: Do you play an instrument?
  • 170: What did you do yesterday?
  • [ I Believe In ]
  • 169: Love at first sight:
  • 168: Luck:
  • 167: Fate:
  • 166: Yourself:
  • 165: Aliens:
  • 164: Heaven:
  • 163: Hell:
  • 162: God:
  • 161: Horoscopes:
  • 160: Soul mates:
  • 159: Ghosts:
  • 158: Gay Marriage:
  • 157: War:
  • 156: Orbs:
  • 155: Magic:
  • [ This or That ]
  • 154: Hugs or Kisses:
  • 153: Drunk or High:
  • 152: Phone or Online:
  • 151: Red heads or Black haired:
  • 150: Blondes or Brunettes:
  • 149: Hot or cold:
  • 148: Summer or winter:
  • 147: Autumn or Spring:
  • 146: Chocolate or vanilla:
  • 145: Night or Day:
  • 144: Oranges or Apples:
  • 143: Curly or Straight hair:
  • 142: McDonalds or Burger King:
  • 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
  • 140: Mac or PC:
  • 139: Flip flops or high heals:
  • 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
  • 137: Coke or Pepsi:
  • 136: Hillary or Obama:
  • 135: Burried or cremated:
  • 134: Singing or Dancing:
  • 133: Coach or Chanel:
  • 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
  • 131: Small town or Big city:
  • 130: Wal-Mart or Target:
  • 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
  • 128: Manicure or Pedicure:
  • 127: East Coast or West Coast:
  • 126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
  • 125: Chocolate or Flowers:
  • 124: Disney or Six Flags:
  • 123: Yankees or Red Sox:
  • [ Here's What I Think About ]
  • 122: War:
  • 121: George Bush:
  • 120: Gay Marriage:
  • 119: The presidential election:
  • 118: Abortion:
  • 117: MySpace:
  • 116: Reality TV:
  • 115: Parents:
  • 114: Back stabbers:
  • 113: Ebay:
  • 112: Facebook:
  • 111: Work:
  • 110: My Neighbors:
  • 109: Gas Prices:
  • 108: Designer Clothes:
  • 107: College:
  • 106: Sports:
  • 105: My family:
  • 104: The future:
  • [ Last time I ]
  • 103: Hugged someone:
  • 102: Last time you ate:
  • 101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
  • 100: Cried in front of someone:
  • 99: Went to a movie theater:
  • 98: Took a vacation:
  • 97: Swam in a pool:
  • 96: Changed a diaper:
  • 95: Got my nails done:
  • 94: Went to a wedding:
  • 93: Broke a bone:
  • 92: Got a peircing:
  • 91: Broke the law:
  • 90: Texted: hour ago
  • [ MISC ]
  • 89: Who makes you laugh the most:
  • 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
  • 87: The last movie I saw:
  • 86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
  • 85: The thing im not looking forward to:
  • 84: People call me:
  • 83: The most difficult thing to do is:
  • 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
  • 81: My zodiac sign is:
  • 80: The first person i talked to today was:
  • 79: First time you had a crush:
  • 78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
  • 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
  • 76: Right now I am talking to:
  • 75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
  • 74: I have/will get a job:
  • 73: Tomorrow:
  • 72: Today:
  • 71: Next Summer:
  • 70: Next Weekend:
  • 69: I have these pets:
  • 68: The worst sound in the world:
  • 67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
  • 66: People that make you happy:
  • 65: Last time I cried:
  • 64: My friends are:
  • 63: My computer is:
  • 62: My School:
  • 61: My Car:
  • 60: I lose all respect for people who:
  • 59: The movie I cried at was:
  • 58: Your hair color is:
  • 57: TV shows you watch:
  • 56: Favorite web site:
  • 55: Your dream vacation:
  • 54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
  • 53: How do you like your steak cooked:
  • 52: My room is:
  • 51: My favorite celebrity is:
  • 50: Where would you like to be:
  • 49: Do you want children:
  • 48: Ever been in love:
  • 47: Who's your best friend:
  • 46: More guy friends or girl friends:
  • 45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
  • 44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
  • 43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
  • 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
  • 41: Have you pre-named your children:
  • 40: Last person I got mad at:
  • 39: I would like to move to:
  • 38: I wish I was a professional:
  • [ My Favorites ]
  • 37: Candy:
  • 36: Vehicle:
  • 35: President:
  • 34: State visited:
  • 33: Cellphone provider:
  • 32: Athlete:
  • 31: Actor:
  • 30: Actress:
  • 29: Singer:
  • 28: Band:
  • 27: Clothing store:
  • 26: Grocery store:
  • 25: TV show:
  • 24: Movie:
  • 23: Website:
  • 22: Animal:
  • 21: Theme park:
  • 20: Holiday:
  • 19: Sport to watch:
  • 18: Sport to play:
  • 17: Magazine:
  • 16: Book:
  • 15: Day of the week:
  • 14: Beach:
  • 13: Concert attended:
  • 12: Thing to cook:
  • 11: Food:
  • 10: Restaurant:
  • 9: Radio station:
  • 8: Yankee candle scent:
  • 7: Perfume:
  • 6: Flower:
  • 5: Color:
  • 4: Talk show host:
  • 3: Comedian:
  • 2: Dog breed:
  • 1: did you answer all these truthfully ?
  • YES YES YES?!?! ANY OF THEM!?!?!? ALL OF THEM!?!???!?!
  • Mamrie Hart ANCIENT
    Mamrie Hart
    ANCIENT

    shmoo06:

    ANCIENT
    This is my favorite thing. I just can’t deal, so I made an audio post. I also made some ring/text tones out of it over on myxer.com, but they don’t make them easily shareable.

    sidenote: this reminds me of my Mom whenever she says “syrup.” She’s ALWAYS said “surp,” and I laugh so hard every time. She just gave up trying to say it right.

    Sarah Casauria All About That Mace
    Sarah Casauria
    All About That Mace

    chelseawelseyknight:

    sarzc16:

    So I had a spurt of inspiration whilst singing in the shower earlier, and decided to write some lyrics to All About That Bass, but the Holy Trinity version. Hope you guys like it!
    (Collage edit credit goes to colllages.tumblr.com)

    ALL ABOUT THAT MACE (A song about Holy Trinity ships)

    Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
    I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
    I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
    I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace

    Yeah it’s pretty clear, my OTP’s are few
    But I can ship it, ship it, like I’m supposed to do

    'Cause they got that boom boom that all the fans chase
    And all the right love in all the right places

    I see them fanfictions, workin’ that plot twist shock
    We know that stuff ain’t real, but please never stop

    If your fics are fluffy, fluffy, let’s raise ‘em up 
    'Cause every word from you is perfect from the bottom to the top

    And Trinititties tell you Izanami makes you cry
    Some say fans like a little more Hartsquared to read at night

    There are so many gifs of my ships but I must stay strong
    If you think shipping is bad you can go ‘head and move along

    Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
    I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
    I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
    I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace

    We’re bringing Hartbig back
    Go ‘head and tell them Grester shippers that
    No, I’m just playin’, I don’t want combat
    'Cause I'm here to tell you every OTP is perfect from the bottom to the top

    And Trinititties tell you Izanami makes you cry
    Some say fans like a little more Swarto to read at night

    There are so many gifs of my ships but I must stay strong
    If you think shipping is bad you can go ‘head and move along

    Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
    I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
    I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
    I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace (x3)

    PLAY THIS AT MY FUNERAL.

    elisaddiq:

    the acceptance of her flaws is what made her flawless

    taylorswift:

    shakeitoffs:

    do you ever just feel like

    image

    Omg all the time.

    GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [2/5] Favourite Female Characters:

                            Kate Beckett, Castle.

    "Even on the worst days, there’s still a possibly of j o y.”

    "If you’re funny, if there’s something that makes you laugh, then every day’s going to be okay."

    sukihowell:

IMPORTANT - SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

    sukihowell:

    IMPORTANT - SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE