my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

vandrwaal:

mentally unstable due to a show about lying teenagers

Get nosy. I dare you.

  • 1: Real (first) Name?
  • 2: Current crush!?
  • 3: Addiction?
  • 4: How tall am I?
  • 5: Relationship status?
  • 6: Girls I trust?
  • 7: Boys I trust?
  • 9: Current mood?
  • 10: how many followers?
  • 11: Confession;
  • 12: Who I miss?
  • 13: Who I last hugged?
  • 14: Who understands me?
  • 15: Someone who is always there for me:
  • 16: Last Text?
  • 17: someone you cry to?
  • 18: Who makes me laugh the most?
  • 19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
  • 20: Who makes me smile?
  • 21: What am i listening to?
  • 22: Turn on’s?
  • 23: Turn offs?
  • 24. Bestfriends?
  • 26: Second confession?
  • 27: What I hate?
  • 28: Last person to give you butterflies?
  • 29: Insert any question you want to ask me, here
  • "You realize you are not alone, right? No one in their twenties has life figured out. It’s okay to be a mess. You’re living."
    Unknown (via stevenbong)

    flabofsteel:

    gandalph:

    livvefast:

    ditch-able-prom-date:

    thetableistryingtoeatme:

    Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

    shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

    shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

    shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

    shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs

    kimpissible:

    its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like that’s not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

    justdilla:

    Bless whoever made this.

    sobersexting:

    imagine if you had to say every thought you had out loud

    I think I just want a boyfriend so I don’t have to carry my own books

    funkies:

    drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

    estpolis:

    people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

    chandraleeschwartz:

    Forever mad about “wicked witch of the east” being excluded on the wicked soundtrack

    send me a tumblr user’s url and I’ll tell you what I think of them

    221btimelordette:

    I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?