"Take off
your armor of skin,
I want to see your
rawness,
I want to know you."
Michelle K., Skin.  (via saintofsass)
"Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice."

(via blu3rthanvelvet)

I wish

(via sincerelylizzy)

Babe

(via abracy)
leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Reading fanfic before bed

  • me: ok this one looks pretty long theres no way i'll finish it in one night
  • me: i'll just read one chapter and then go to bed
  • me: ...
  • me: i finished it
  • me: whoa is that the sun
  • sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD
    "I want to be around people that do things. I don’t want to be around people anymore that judge or talk about what people do. I want to be around people that dream and support and do things."
    Amy Poehler  (via infinite-paradox)

    weavemunchers:

    Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

    efaj:

    caliliope:

    bitchyteen:

    everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

    even the boys?

    We have that one brah that makes everything okay

    wild-rness:

    I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

    trust:

    finally a career for me

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    daveshady:

    conbox:

    "Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child".

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    once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

    angelshavethephonebox:

    richard-sp8-jr:

    in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

    Yes.

    Good.

    You go, boy.

    chickenuqqet:

    when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend

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